Kenneth

This is a guy I know. Lets call him... Kenneth. Kenneth thinks he is pretty cool. He likes to dress well, wearing clothes that match. He likes to tell stories about what a great warrior he was in a past life, and how he can lead troops into battle just as well today as he could back then. He also explains daily how he can get the best looking female cyclops's to hook up with him whenever he wants. However... what Kenneth doesn't realize is, we can all see he only has one eye.

Silly Kenneth.