
Yeeaah... (snort) They call him "Rat Hand" ever since he got in a tussle with a big ole gator and got his hand stuck down the gator's pie hole. Now Mike managed to beat the gator to death with a can of Milwaukee's Best using his other arm, but it took him nearly three hours to yank his hand outta there... all the while the gators stomach juices were a goin to town on ole Mike's hand. By the time he yanked it free, it looked like a moldy prune. That's how he got the name "Rat Hand." (snort... ptooey.)