Thursday, July 10, 2008

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Robot On Vacation

I spent the last few days in Orlando visiting my family.

It occurred to me that it might be rather odd if
a giant battle robot tried to go on vacation.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Oh, Now It's On

"Andy soon realized that he should have read
the instructions for his new power suit
BEFORE picking a fight with the giant alien robot."

Monday, June 30, 2008

WALL•E


This is my completely off-model tribute to a brilliant film.
Congratulations to all involved.

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Shocker

"This was the day that Sharkie learned a valuable lesson.
No matter what, never high-five a jellyfish."

Thursday, June 26, 2008

At Your Service

"The BAR (Battlefield Assistance Robot) will be available to serve your every need while engaged in a heavy firefight. Ammunition replenishment, light recon, moving cover... even MRE preparation, are all included in the basic package."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

So Pretty

"Sometimes Vik would sit and stare into his mirror,
silently wondering if it was possible to be too handsome.
And if so what would happen to the universe?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Crush


"The KILL-BOT 9000 had come to like the little girl,
but if she forced him to drink any more imaginary tea
he might have to accidentally step on her."

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Wolverine: The Later Years

"The permanent scowl that his mask provided worked well
when fighting villains, but not so well when trying to
get extra syrup at the Pancake Barn."

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Donut Punisher

"He suddenly realized that he could in fact enjoy another donut,
since he was scheduled to do three pull ups later that afternoon."